Aug 6, 2012
Aug 5, 2012
Aug 5, 2012
Tim: You’re scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much-greater is your fear that one day the two species will crossbreed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilise human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

Tim: You’re scared of mice and spiders, but oh-so-much-greater is your fear that one day the two species will crossbreed to form an all-powerful race of mice-spiders who will immobilise human beings in giant webs in order to steal cheese.

Aug 5, 2012
Aug 4, 2012
Aug 4, 2012

Sandwich toaster

  1. Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits at the top of the cupboard, collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you see it, you assume it's broken, otherwise you'd be using it all the time, surely, but you don't and it just sits there. And then one day, you get an overhwelmng desire for toasted sandwiches, you know, and you get it down and it works and you can't believe it, you know. You make every kind of sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties, you know. You make Marmite and cheese and chocolate and...
  2. Tim: Pilchards.
  3. Daisy: ...banana and...
  4. Bilbo: Acorns.
  5. Daisy: ...acorns. And then, as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toasted sandwich maker away and... you know what? You don't miss it.
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